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Producer hits back at Oasis leader over 'three chords' comment

August 17, 2008 | 72 Comments
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Mark Ronson has hit back at Noel Gallagher after the Oasis leader said that Amy Winehouse and Kaiser Chiefs' producer should improve and "learn three chords on the guitar and go write a tune".

The guitarist also accused Ronson of ruining other people's songs with his covers.

The producer re-ignited the Jay-Z row by jibing on his MySpace blog that he was taking guitar lessons from the rapper.

He added: "Noel Gallagher said I should 'learn three chords on the guitar and go write a tune'. So I just wanted him to know that I'm actually taking guitar lessons from Jay-Z right now and he's already taught me both chords to 'Wonderwall' (tune!).

"In fact, it's so much fun having Jay teach me all of Noel's songs on the guitar (hooray!) that I'm thinking of doing an Oasis/Jay-Z remix album a la 'The Grey Album'. Potential titles are 'Champagne Superhova' or 'Definitely Jay Z'. I'll keep you posted."

Ronson also took a final dig at Gallagher who criticised the producer, Amy Winehouse, Kaiser Chiefs and Scouting For Girls on Radio 1 on Friday (August 15), by adding: "P.P.S. Noel, I did write a song called 'Back To Black', which actually has seven chords in it."

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grifforama

Aug 17, 2008

hmm, are you sure you didn't just produce it Mr. Ronson ? It appears Winehouse herself wrote that one.

iPodStu

Aug 17, 2008

A stable, if unspectacular, comeback from this bloke. Indeed, dull.Who is he?

Starkicker

Aug 17, 2008

Back to Black? Eh!Write something like the Masterplan old bean.

the_royal_wee

Aug 17, 2008

Fair play to Ronson, Noel Gallagher barely knows two chords if his songs are anything to go by, whereas Mark is working with so many artists he's in a different league. Hopefully Wonderwall makes it on Version 2!

ashmckean

Aug 17, 2008

noel got owned

domthemod

Aug 17, 2008

spot on Noel. Ronson is a talentless little prick who does ruin other peoples songs.

gerwin

Aug 17, 2008

Haha you made me laugh the_royal_wee. Yeah i agree with you ronson is in a different league. I'll expalin in football terms. Noel Gallagher - PremiershipRonson - Conference

steven_nme

Aug 17, 2008

I hate mark Ronson.I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.

rick 13

Aug 17, 2008

oh mark u stupid tit, no point in trying to hammer noel cos its virtually impossibleOASIS TILL I DIE!!!

coxy1983

Aug 17, 2008

she may have written the words, he wrote the music. Why doesn't noel gallagher just piss off, he's stuck in his very average past. He's written one song and made countless very poor albums from it. Very sad that he feels the needs to slag off anyone that he feels threatened by, funny thing is no-one else is threatened by him. The Beatles were a long time ago, move on!!!

elliotmarsh

Aug 17, 2008

Who IS Mark Ronson?! Confused...

wesley1

Aug 17, 2008

the_royal_wee, you are talking complete and utter shit !!! at the end of the day, to someone who knows their music, ronson is an irritating, highly overrated c*nt. To those who no fuck all about music, ronson is a genius.....go figure!by the latter i refer to those music morons who raid their local topman on the friday, and then scream along to the hoosiers (or newton fuckin faulkner..tw*t!!), on someones shoulders at V (Pop) festival on the saturday.!!

elliotsmith101

Aug 17, 2008

i love how noel gallaghers comments are taken so literallyhe gets criticised so much for having an opinion, and if anyone actually listened to the show instead of just reading it on here would realise how light hearted these comments weremark ronson is a bit of a w*@#?r tbh

LMck1992

Aug 17, 2008

As an Oasis fan and coming from manchester you think i would support noel here but i am actualy on ronsons side. Noel is a prick just like his brother and needs to keep his mouth shut. He isnt anything special himself and Ronson can write much better tunes than him these day. Oasis are on there way down

Mattasis

Aug 17, 2008

Ronson cant boast the biggest selling debut album without covers though. And as for j-z, he's on about changing the face off glastonbury, he's already forgotten the history of it.

mbowie9

Aug 17, 2008

p.p.p.s i ve written the best songs this planet has heard since The Bealtes.Love, peace and bananasN.Gallagher!!ha ha Ronson-utter gash killing Smiths and Ryan Adams tunes - and contributing to allowing retards like Kaiser Chiefs and Smackhouse!

cancelmysubscription

Aug 17, 2008

"noel got owned" "noel barely knows 2 chords" are you 2 fucking simple? when ronson EVER becomes anywhere near as good or as universally adored as noel then he can speak up but for now the little boy can fuck off. people on this site seem to love hating oasis, but look at the readers polls, "who would you most like to see at a festival" "best rock and roll band ever" oasis are top of both by a longggg longggg way. so shut up and go and wank over ronsons over-horned over-produced shite.

joebaia

Aug 17, 2008

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry I fell asleep reading Mark Ronson's babblings. He even writes blogs in the most boring uninspiring way possible. This guy should develop a personality above all else THEN learn how to write his own songs.

Bryan Robson

Aug 17, 2008

WOW! what a comeback from Mark Ronseal..who is he anywhere! at least for him Sir Noel has raised his profile with abit of press

DaveyOasis

Aug 17, 2008

What I love is the sensationalist headline the NME has given this 'story'.Hardly lashing out, is it?Further proof that the NME is the music industry's equivalent of The S*n.Ho-hum.

nickjcray

Aug 17, 2008

Mark Ronson is shit. He's killed every cover he's done. FACT!!

the_royal_wee

Aug 17, 2008

face up to it gerwin, Ronson just 'outplayed' noel.and wesley1 - you're a snob! give a man his dues, ronson's cool and his comments are very funny

hotmilk...mmmtweakmynipple

Aug 17, 2008

Biting critisism from two razor sharp minds. Meeow. Gallagher's advice tells you all you need to know. You won't find an Oasis fan who doesn't like an Oasis tune because Gallagher has written the same tune several hundred times over. Oasis fans and music fans are two different things. We know Gallagher is as much of a musical genius as he is a United fan, & it gets a bit embarrassng when he mocks other people. As for Ronson, when you're that offensive to listen to you have to expect a bit of abuse every now and then.

davidames100

Aug 17, 2008

to someone who knows their music, ronson is an irritating, highly overrated c*nt. --------------------------------I know my music, believe me, and much as I loved Oasis back when they were good and interesting (i.e. mid-90s, when I saw them live four times), they are completely irrelevant now and the new single is just rubbish - they haven't even managed their usual trick of the 'comeback' single being pretty good, to be followed by a useless album. Back to Black is miles ahead of any Oasis song you care to mention, and there are some goodies in their back catalogue. Oasis should have called it a day years ago. Noel's pathetic 'jokes' about any currently popular acts are an example of his insecurity. I'm sure his new album will be huge, but I won't be buying it, unlike the next long players from Ronson, Winehouse and the Kaisers. In the interview, Noel hadn't even heard of some of the acts he was commenting on. Hardly someone with his finger on the pulse.

Nathead

Aug 17, 2008

Am i the only one who thinks they are both as bad as each other, and should be ABANDONED in the popstar wilderness along with Westlife?

mbowie9

Aug 17, 2008

ha ha why hasnt Noel got a MySpace blog?! cos he's not a c*nt thats why! I could quite easily put brass on a few tunes n make a records- especially on "Most Likely To Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)" people should be shot for ruining Dylan's great work! shoot him now!!!

courtz005

Aug 17, 2008

Brilliant comebackTwo middle fingers up at NoelHe's about grade 4 Noel Gallagher

Jonny_Will

Aug 18, 2008

Noel Gallagher is an expert fisherman, with just one little comment he catches multiple artists who feel they need to react. Its a work of genius how he can piss off so many mediocre artists in such a little space of time, excellent work Noel. haha

shaunyeah

Aug 18, 2008

fuck off ronson you posh twat, you murdered stop me by the smiths, you murdered valerie by the zutons, so lets face it your shit, just give up.

JoLamb

Aug 18, 2008

mark ronson = jive bunny...now come on everybody!

sit_down_stand_up

Aug 18, 2008

mon the ronson! noel should get an education

joebaia

Aug 18, 2008

It'd be interesting to see where British music would be without the Britrock revival in the 90's which Oasis spear headed. You really cool Oasis haters probably don't remember that period do you? I mean let's face it that was what? 15 years ago? Music didn't really exist then did it? It only came along in these past 3-4 years dressed 'sharply' in Topshop clothing being all 'cool' and 'alternative'. Oasis make rock and roll music and even when they're half arsing it they're still better than any contemporary indie or nu rave shite. And they're certainly better than the trumpet weilding cock that is Mark 'Mr Personality' Ronson. You know what needs to be commented on actually. How Oasis are 'no longer relevant' and how they've only made '2 good albums'. Because those lines haven't been used a million times already by countless generic indie kids and scenesters who probably think some dross like The Black Kids are the second coming of Christ. Oasis and the Gallagher brothers especially are a British musical institution. The way they're selling out arena's across the world some 15 years after they're first (and apparently only good) album reflects this. I think I made my point. Case closed.

the_troglodyte

Aug 18, 2008

Ronson's an out and out c*nt and at the end of the day there is no denying that. Oasis are still a massive band and will continue to be, much like the Rolling Stones and The Who. What the hell does Mark Ronson do other than ruin peoples songs? I saw Ronson on the Friday/Sunday Night Project and he came across as a c*ck on that too. Jumped up little rich boy, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Wasn't good enough to write his own tunes even though mummy and daddy had paid for all his music lessons and bought him guitars, pianos, drums etc. Anybody remember oooh wee? Yes that's also Mark Ronson - brilliant eh? Genre jumping joke that he is. Is that another band wagon over there for Ronson to jump on?At the end of the day Ronson is no better than manufactured pop as all he does is take someone elses song and errr outputs someone elses song. Like the great man Isaac Hayes would have said he can suck on my chocolate salty balls.

gazmassie

Aug 18, 2008

Are we seriously comparing Mark Ronson and Noel Gallagher?? Come on people take a fucking reality check. Sorry Daviames100 but are you serious when you say "Back to Black is miles ahead of any Oasis song you care to mention"????? Im guessing that the majority of people would say Wonderwall, Live Forever, Supersonic, Champagne Supernova, Slide Away etc etc etc are a tiny bit better than Back to Black. And love or hate Oasis, to call them irrelevant is just ridiculous. Watch how quickly theri tour will sell out on Wednesday and then tell me they are irrelevant

cpbrophy

Aug 18, 2008

mark ronson is an alright bloke and has done some brillant covers but i might agree with noel he is a bit talentless

The G-Ster

Aug 18, 2008

First of all, let me say that I'm indifferent. You people to can scream at each other and fucking hit each other with sticks over this insignificant twaddle for the remainder of eternity. I don't give a shit. But Gallagher's comments on Radio 1 were bang out of order. He deserved a kick in the balls for it. Why don't you shoot Amy Winehouse when she's down. I mean, everyone else important has, right? Ronson, while nowhere near as talented as Gallagher, proves her that he's capable of more than just saying 'yeah...he's a twat' in response. That's fine. Now will you people get off your fucking high horse (I'm sure Noel doesn't care that you support him on this) and get on with your lives.

Soundedd

Aug 18, 2008

I'd like to praise gerwin, who summed it up. Noel = Premiership, Ronson = Conference. Ronson's Version album is awful, absolutley god awful I hate the way he ruined two brilliant songs in Valerie and Oh My God. Kaiser Chiefs are one of my favourite bands and he's producing there third cd, he better not ruin it, Noel is a god!

joejoetaytay

Aug 18, 2008

Oasis really are repetitive luddites, whilst Ronson isn't majorly talented but at least if you know about him he doesn't have such unwaranted arrogance. Noel is such a c***, he'll never be up there with the greats- half Oasis fans are deluded.

crazyowl500

Aug 18, 2008

somebody please shut mark ronson up.noel gallagher makes me howl haha.i love him.

thornste

Aug 18, 2008

L.S.F & The One I know 2 classic's - Only Ronson Can Turn Them into Classic S*it! Great work Rontard!

saintcube

Aug 18, 2008

Real sh!t attempt at a come back Ronson. "I'm actually taking guitar lessons from Jay-Z right now and he's already taught me both chords to 'Wonderwall' (tune!)." WHAT? An 8 year old could have come up with more fight than that. Please crawl back under the rock Amy Winehouse pulled you out from!!!

coxy1983

Aug 18, 2008

Liam's comment last week about only listening to the kinks, beatles, rolling stones and sex pistols explains why all their music sounds like the same old re-hashed s#*t. Maybe they should listen to some of these people they slag off, they might learn something. Narrow minded Oasis fans should do the same. I'm not a fan of Ronson but glad people are standing up to the talentless tw@t Gallagher!

decibel

Aug 18, 2008

noel's harsh but honest advice must have stabbed a soft spot on ronson's low self-esteem. the result of which is a defensive tirade in an egocentric blog. music fans might even remember ronson's short foray into hiphop in the late 90s. he is going to plunder which musical genre next? he should seriously consider producing funeral music, especially to bode the end of his anemic career.

Bigshoutout

Aug 18, 2008

I love Noel Galligar's comments, hes very aware what hes doing, as is Liam. I'd love to be so untouchable I could attack everyone verbally. It's funnier too because Oasis never were as good a band as they claim to be and they have such a really narrow minded view of music. Being that their work consists of the Stones, the Beatles and the Sex Pistols.Even so, Mark Ronson redid Just by Radiohead, and its the most stonking rubbish I've heard in a long time. Why oh why did he think the song would convert well into a pop song and why doesn't he pen some real tunes instead of leaching from others?

leeirwin76

Aug 18, 2008

This is not funny anymore. When are people going to realise that Mark Ronson is having a seriously bad effect on the music scene. Theres so much shit out there and his tunes are just adding to the bigger mountain of shit that is already forming on our once glorious music scene. Oasis came along and had a musical impact and cultural impact on our nation, could anyone see Ronson and his posse of cunts sell out Knebworth? I think not. Wake up all you Ronson loving dick pipes and go and buy a guitar and get in the NME for doing some of your own work. Seriously. Noel Gallagher wrote Live Forever. Mark Ronson, shit off.

GazNo1

Aug 18, 2008

Generic Gallagher brother number 2 might jut eat those words in the coming months,especially iff the RONSON produced KAISER CHIEFS album comes about to actually sell more than Dig Out Some More Like Definately Maybe. I'm just waiting for the next pop Noel or his nimrod bro has, whos it gonna be? "Yea man, Oasis is way better than Paramore innit"

SmokeMyCorgan

Aug 18, 2008

I don't like Ronson with all his horns etc, but Oasis haven't done anything good in over ten years. The new single doesn't even have a chorus. Anybody with half a brain knows that although Oasis do have some anthems to their name, in term of musicianship they are SO basic it's really rather awful... but who cares about that, since most people don't have half a brain, right?

hdtp1362eb

Aug 18, 2008

Oasis has sold more albums than you mark. So shut your mouth. The record sales pretty much sum everything up mark. Stop sucking the arse of other artists to make ur money u dodgey transatlantic accented tit!!!!!!!.

gergbot

Aug 18, 2008

Let's face it, they're both shit.

badgerz

Aug 18, 2008

To be honest I'm on the "they're both c***s" team. Both have depleted what little talent they had, the only difference is Noel has been around long enough to grate significantly more...

Midgeman90

Aug 18, 2008

davidames100..ye so you saw oasis live four times in the mid nineties? hmm by the sounds of it you were one of the nerd/cronies who jumped on the oasis bandwagon 'cus you want to be cool 'cus you so insecure about being a fat ugly 'tard who bums ronson who is complete wank. Face it folks, oasis matter, there hasnt been a band as good since or now. get over it. noel is god.

andrewmacmillan

Aug 18, 2008

These comebacks were weak. Since when does the amount of chords determine the quality of a song? I've heard songs that were good with 2 chords and songs that were good with 10 chords. I've also heard songs that were bad with 2 chords and songs that were bad with 10 chords. I don't think this guy is in a different leage than Noel. Oasis have alot of good songs and probably have alot more left in them.

wesley1

Aug 18, 2008

the_royal_wee, never been called a snob b4, ha ha.davidames100, your closing comments made me p1ss myself out loud, you're a funny guy. I mean, ronson, winehouse, kaisers??? ha ha, some legendary names their eh...........p.s. did you win your bet for saying that?

kirsten1512

Aug 18, 2008

Fair enough, Noel Gallagher is a great musician. But he needs to keep his mouth shut. What have the Kaiser Chiefs done to him? Is it just because they will have an album out the same time as Oasis? And for mark ronson. Yeah, am not right bothered about him either, but he's the first person that really has hit back at Noel Gallagher.

James2222159

Aug 18, 2008

I completly agree with Noel Gallagher totally Mark Ronson is just a cover band. Mark ronson just covers peoples music then puts it on his name over it to say that he has made it and make millions of out of it. Make your own music.

lipgloss

Aug 18, 2008

I bet that blog is the most contraversial thing Ronson has ever done (apart from ruining Smiths, Radiohead, Charlatans tunes). He sat at his keyboard, in his suit trousers and cardigan with a nervous sweat on, wondering how someone from his background has ended up associating with commoners such as noel. If only daddy could pay for mean mr gallagher to stop saying nasty things!

lipgloss

Aug 18, 2008

kirsten1512, why does Noel have to keep his mouth shut? i thought we lived in a world of freedom of speech and all that? if he thinks the kaiser chiefs are shit he'll say the kaiser chiefs are shit...

cinderfella

Aug 18, 2008

i dont like either of these nob'eds, but Noel Gallagher is a fucking talentless scumbag so i gotta side with Mark whats-his-face. and mark ronson is just trying to steal jay-z's spotlight by trying to start a 'feud' with Scum Gallagher

sokmonkey77

Aug 18, 2008

Well Mark, at least Noel doesn't go into the studio as say, "How can I make this better? Four hundred layers of horns!" No points for originality there, so Noel wins

mozafan

Aug 18, 2008

I'm sick to death of mark ronson. as far as i can see he simply takes a track that he knows people like, i.e. Just or Valerie, and shoves a few trumpets in there. Super producer, i don't think so. As long as he's working with mediocre people like the kaiser chiefs I don't really care, but having a pop at Noel is beyond a joke. Oasis revolutionised the British music scene in the 90's, and all these kids on here who say they didn't, and idolise the current dirge such as the kooks and scouting for girls, need to have a history lesson. Watch the Live Forever documentery. That'll show you how relevent Oasis were, and the tickets sales on wednesday morning will prove that they have also had a lasting legacy.

neweducation

Aug 18, 2008

How sad is it that we live in a day and age where a producer can prance around onstage with a load of session musicians, playing other people's tunes and think he's a rockstar. This is music, not maths. You can't just formulate a little act and then think your credible. There's no soul to it whatsoever. Say what you want about Oasis, they've always been real.

shaunyeah

Aug 18, 2008

GazNo1, you label the gallaghers as generic, then talk about the kaiser chiefs posively, and yes Oasis are better than paramore, because paramore is the worst band ever, even worse than the wombats

joebaia

Aug 18, 2008

It's nice to see all the indie kids proving me right. 'They've not done anything relevant in blah blah blah'. Are those lines about Oasis not being relevant indoctrinated into you? Noel turns up on a Radio show after a night on the lash and makes a few throwaway comments and people lose their minds over it. But whenever someone from a lesser band slags off someone else no one bats an eyelid. That there proves that Oasis are 'relevant' because people still go nuts over every little comment Noel or Liam make. Any band who inspires a generation will always be relevant because of how they've paved the way for other acts to make their mark in the music business. That's why The Beatles and The Stones are still relevant. Most contemporary music is shite. Especially Mark Ronson. What does he do apart from play trumpets over songs. Actually I suppose he's busy being the most boring man in music.

madeofstone8888

Aug 19, 2008

how about mark ponceon trying to write supersonic in about what was it? 20 minutes (ALONE) yes simple chords but atleast it can blow ppls heads off. id like to see him do that with hes shitty covers

freddyistheman

Aug 19, 2008

I find these replies highly amusing. Mark Ronson..who? I saw a guy similiar to him on the Sunday Night Project and he was...BORING! Irrelavant? Give me a break, the new Oasis album is gonna get more publicity then any of these indie bands who all seem to be the same. Ohh, what have the Kaiser Chiefs done to Noel? Well, reading the Noel Gallagher interview in NME, Fat Rick told another magazine "Oasis have disappeared up their own arses, they think they're Led Zeppelin" See, Fat Rick is an idiot.

Willy Plonka

Aug 19, 2008

How on Earth did this Ronson get a Brit, how on Earth does anyone think that his bloke has a modicom of talent. He is a leech. He sucks the blood from artists, using another artists song. He is a knob.

junk13

Aug 19, 2008

The fact that Noel opens his mouth and spits out typical Gallagher garbage and people "lose their minds" has more to do with the fact that he's a narcissistic twat who never has anything relevant to say. Instead, he resorts to trash talking other artists, talented or not, to keep the spotlight on Oasis.

Tremor

Aug 19, 2008

Wesley1:a) what the hell do you mean "to anyone who knows music"? I got an A in music tech at A Level and have been going to festivals for six years. I've been in 3 bands and played around 40 gigs. Mark Ronson has taken songs, both good and bad, and made them different and, (often) good. But why the hell should my opinion be anymore valid than a ten-year old girl, or a 50 year old dad going through a mid-life crisis?b) I've never been a fan of Oasis, and Noel commenting on "three chords" is laughably hypocritical.c) Saw Newton Faulkner at V Festival this weekend and he was incredible. Not just an amazing voice, but a brilliant musician. He strummed and played drums on different bits of his guitar with his left-hand (simaltaneously), played tapped notes and chords with his right whilst also occassionally drumming on other parts of his guitar, and using his feet to play a sort of synth piano thing on the floor. All this plus singing fantastically and being a genuinely warm and funny performer who did a marvellous one-man version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Listen/watch before commenting.Just a general note about Oasis, it is indeed true that they inspired lots of bands and, having watched the definitely maybe documentary, there is no doubt that they had a very interesting and emphatic introduction to the music scene. This does not make them a good band. It makes them a well-known band.One final note: both the gallaghers are mouthy idiots. Saw them at Glastonbury 2004 and they were complete shite. Saw Muse at the same festival, who showed how to be an influential act and fucking incredible live at the same time.

gazhat

Aug 19, 2008

...Ronson - the most overated person on the planet next to Amy Shitehouse & Pete Knoberty....clearly a case of its who you know and not what you know, money talks obviously, if he was a council estate he could NEVER have scored a record deal with Sony for a covers LP.....

Cooljon

Aug 19, 2008

I think what Noel says about bands isn't mallicious, its his honest opinion and people can't seem to handle it, Noel has said well why not write your own tunes? Mark Ronson has gone all defensive like the talentless cunt he is. Oasis revived the music scene in the 90's. People say "you'll never beat Morning Glory", yes your right you won't. But compare Don't Believe The Truth to most albums that year and they fucking killed most bands, apart from the Arctic Monkeys perhaps and a select few. Oasis are living legends amongst the music industry. Although, I can see them retiring after this album tour.

thelosthighway

Aug 20, 2008

I think with any of these things you have to realise the context things are said in. Anyone who knows what Noel is like in these interviews has a good understanding of the vibe in the room at that time and the comedy therein. It's just a shame Mr Ronson has decided to take the bait and print a reposte, but there you are...egos easily dented.

wesley1

Aug 21, 2008

termor - so you've been going to festivals for 6 years have u? whoopie f*ckin doo! Iâ€™ve been going to â€˜em for 14 years, with literally 100s and 100s of other gigs along the way, so yeah, I think I know what Iâ€™m talking about. Firstly, a) When I say 'people who know their music', I mean people who appreciate legendary artists throughout the history of music who have moulded and influenced the music we know and love today! Past legends, such as Dylan, Hendrix, Led Zep, Beatles, Stones, The Who, Velvet Underground, Neil Young - to name but a few. Proper artists, not a 2-bit jumped up f*ck wit like ronson. He could never be mentioned in the same breath as these kinds of artists. And from the fact you've ONLY been to 6 festivals, Iâ€™d say that makes you about 22 - 23?...(any older and Iâ€™d question what the f*ck youâ€™ve actually been doing since you left school), so obviously youâ€™re a bit wet behind the ears. My advice to you would be to search out history and roots of music, and actually listen to, NOT STUDY, the influential people of music and then you might see ronson for the steaming pile of horse manure he really is!!!Secondly, b) it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that you don't like oasis, as oasis draw their influences from many of the legends mentioned earlier, some of whom you've probably never heard of, let alone â€˜studiedâ€™! Thirdly, c) yes I did see newton faulkner, and as talented as he may be (something Iâ€™m not disputing or knocking, as anyone who can play guitar has talentâ€¦..itâ€™s how they use it), but it doesn't change the fact he f*ckin slaughtered bohemian rhapsody, freddy mercury must have been turning in his grave!!! it is funny how a band like oasis, that aren't good (...apparently!!!!), have been so inspiring to so many bands today, some of whom you probably like. maybe oasis are good, but you just missed the boat!...and finally, just because you have an 'O' level in music and can play a few chords on guitar doesn't mean you're an expert in music my friend. Far from it. Maybe one day youâ€™ll realise that music is much more than coursework, exams and a bit of paper.