Tabloid hell: Pete goes 'Donny Tourette'!

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Tabloid hell: Pete goes 'Donny Tourette'!
Ever wondered what kind of entity would be produced if barnyard-haired 'Celebrity Big Brother' twonk Donny Tourette and Mr Peter Doherty produced a love child? Well, wonder no longer!

Today’s(August 1) Mirror newspaper contains the picture that made most of the NME office staff spray cornflakes over their monitors like milk-sodden confetti.

Yep, the usually inconspicuous Pete has gone and dyed his hair blonde.

Apparently Pete has been spotted “out and about” in London showing off his no 'do'.

But Peroxide Pete isn’t just in the paper because of his new barnet – there are new “revelations” about his love life with Kate Moss.

According to the Mirror, DVD footage of Pete flirting with groupies was the straw that broke the camel's back of their relationship.

Specifically, the moment when Kate said, “I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've fucked her.”

So, is Pete trying to signify that he’s going through a period of change, by getting a new hairdo, in an attempt to show Kate he’s a new man?

Nah, we reckon he’s just got his eye on a guitar spot in Towers Of London.

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