August 3, 2007 10:52

Tabloid Hell: Kate hates Pete's balls

Indie rock's Romeo and Juliet get a golfing twist

Tabloid Hell: Kate hates Pete's balls
Kate Moss mates sound like a hil-ar-ious lot.

To help the newly Pete-free supermodel get over their recent split they allegedly decided to take her for a spot of, erm, golfing.

They were probably thinking: “Who needs to rent ’Bridget Jones’ and get a tub of Cookies and Cream Haagen Das when we’ve got golf balls with Pete’s face printed on them?”

According to one of the tabs, who wouldn’t know their bogey from their birdie, when she saw the customized ball, she did the same face she did when she saw that cover of 'The Mirror'.

A 'source' said: "Kate is staying at a friend’s villa in Spain but she’s spending most of her time playing golf to push Pete out of her mind.

“The last thing she wants is a picture of the guy who broke her heart on the equipment. She’s very sensitive about the break-up. And it's definitely too soon for jokes.”

We’re guessing that her friends were quick to hide the golf buggy they’d made up to look like The Good Ship Albion and the golf club they’d painted to look like a crack pipe. And don’t even ask what they did with the tee shaped like Wolfman’s hand.

The 'source' continued: “She was a righteous figure of indignation when she was shown the comedy balls… She stormed off the golf resort and waited until they apologised and brought her clean balls. Her anger seemed to do the trick and she scored a hole-in-one."

You couldn't make it up... oh, actually...

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