Tabloid Hell: Spice Girl Mel B gets hitched

Jeez, we can barely keep up.

No sooner had she’d proven that the baby she had was actually Eddie ‘Loverat’ Murphy's and claimed Murphy wanted to get married, than Scary Spice has got married to someone else, it's emerged today (August 9)

No it wasn’t ex-ex-ex-ex Jimmy Gulzar, but Stephen Belafonte, film producer.

Apparently the couple tied the knot many moons ago, on June 6 according to a marriage license filed in Clark County.

In a statement, Brown’s representative said: “Regarding the marriage, Mel and Stephen have known each other for many years and were great friends first.

“Now they are deeply in love. The two are very happy together.”

A back-peddling press release to halt the accusations that the marriage was rushed perhaps?

We'd never suggest such a thing.

And at least you can still keep the ’B’ in your name, eh Mel?