August 14, 2007 14:03

Tabloid Hell: Michael Jackson misses own nephew's wedding

The pale-faced recluse gets that bit more reclusive

Not that it’s in any way a case of trans-Atlantic Chinese whispers, but according to one of the red tops, who heard from the girlfriend of one of the brothers of Michael Jackson (bear with us), MJ has become such a recluse that he didn’t even show for his nephew TJ’s wedding.

TJ, who you may remember used to be in super-slick ‘90s popsters 3T, didn’t comment on the no-show, but apparently MJ’s brother Tito’s girlfriend Trini (keeping up with the ‘T’s, readers?) said: “It hurt him, but since the court case it’s sunk in that people will try to take advantage of him.”

Whatever, we need a cup of “T”…