September 10, 2007 10:20
Tabloid Hell: Johnny Borrell's odour repells Kirsten Dunst
Could smelly kebabs and fags have killed the romance?
Have Jonny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst really called it quits?
The great love affair of our time has apparently faded into obscurity with the news that The Dunst couldn't stand Johnny’s smelly ways.
According to the tabs, Johnny said: “She couldn’t stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can’t say I blame her, really.”
The couple had apparently moved in together into a flat in Camden but, according to J. Bo, they couldn’t make it work.
He said: “We were leading different lifestyles. It’s over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework.
“Fair enough, but I’m messy and I love messing around with bikes.”
It is really over? Will we never see the unintentionally hilarious spectacle of their matching sunglasses and leather jackets combo again? Say it ain’t so!
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