Tabloid Hell: Alicia Keys not a lady lover
She says she’s 'straight' alright?
- November 16, 2007 | 0 Comments
Alicia Keys has said she is not a lover of ladies.
The singer-songwriter has dismissed those ‘gay’ rumours with a loud and proud declaration she isn’t. At. All.
According to the tabs she said: “I’m as straight as they come.”
Well, that’s settled it then, right?
The tabs go on the qualify the point by posting pictures of Alicia in a skimpy swimsuit.
Because a lesbian wouldn’t do that, right?
Oh, hang on, we think we’ve just dropped 300 IQ points.
The singer-songwriter has dismissed those ‘gay’ rumours with a loud and proud declaration she isn’t. At. All.
According to the tabs she said: “I’m as straight as they come.”
Well, that’s settled it then, right?
The tabs go on the qualify the point by posting pictures of Alicia in a skimpy swimsuit.
Because a lesbian wouldn’t do that, right?
Oh, hang on, we think we’ve just dropped 300 IQ points.
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