YOUNGER YOUNGER 28s' JOES MILLENNIUM

More Millennium secrets....

YOUNGER YOUNGER 28s' JOES MILLENNIUM
Where will you be spending New Year's Eve this year?

On the M6 hitching to Crewe.

What do you feel about the coming of the new Millennium?

Nowt.

What's your favourite invention of the last 1000 years?

Hotel milk.

What hasn't been invented yet that should have been?

The word Clampserntozennsosonson

You've got 90 minutes to live before the Y2K apocalypse what's on your stereo?

'Tomorrow Never Knows' The Beatles, 'Bodies' Sex Pistols, 'Teenage Lobotomy' Ramones, 'Bridge Over Troubled Water' Simon & Garfunkel, 'Stay Free' The Clash, 'The Mercy Seat' Nick Cave & Bad Seeds, 'A Forest' The Cure, 'Marion' Sisters Of Mercy 'Redemption Song' Bob Marley, 'We've Only Just Begun' The Carpenters plus some Ivor Cutler poetry and a boys choir singing Xmas carols.

If we survive, how will you celebrate New Year's Day and what will your resolutions be for the rest of the year?

On the A66 hitching to Workington. Resolutions: 1. Not to throw harmless kestrels nto the River Ouse. 2. To smell better. 3. To find my old headmaster and apologize for not murdering him. 4. To do a sponsored walk to raise money for homeless geese. 5. To eat my own face.

Read More On This Artist

More News
Metallica's Lars Ulrich says band's new album is 'pretty close' to being written
Antemasque throw boiling water at fans during festival performance
Björk to play first European gig since release of new album at Manchester International Festival
Left-wing writer Owen Jones to support Paloma Faith in London and Brighton
Palma Violets play raucous London show to close NME Awards Tour 2015 with Austin, Texas
Secondary ticket websites promise to become more transparent
The Strokes deny rumours that they will perform at Glastonbury this year
Method Man on Wu-Tang Clan's 'Once Upon A Time In Shaolin': 'Fuck that...
Pharrell Williams: 'I was inspired by Miley Cyrus, not Marvin Gaye, when I wrote...
Major Lazer premiere new track 'Lean On', featuring DJ Snake and MØ - listen
Brandon Flowers, Norah Jones and Best Coast's Bethany Cosentino to play at Brian Wilson...
Noel Gallagher mixes new tracks and old favourites at Dublin's 3Arena
Florence + The Machine debut three new songs at intimate London show
Travis Barker says Tom DeLonge 'doesn't like punk music' and that it 'was a...
SoundCloud claim to have paid $1 million to artists and labels since August
James Murphy shares 'Only The Stars Above Welcome Me Home' from Noah Baumbach film score
Chris Brown’s girlfriend dumps him via Twitter
Madonna calls Kanye West a 'brilliant madman' and 'beautiful mess'
David Gilmour announces first UK and Europe tour for nine years
Animal Collective to record new music later this year
O2 Priority Tickets for Super Furry Animals and Garbage available now
BBC Radio DJ Nihal criticises "all white" Radio 1 and "all black" 1Xtra

More News

Comments

Please login to add your comment.

Latest Tickets - Booking Now
 
Know Your NME
 

 
NME Store & Framed Prints
Inside NME.COM