The Lancashire Hotpots - Me PSP video

Enjoy ~Lyrics~ Ive got a confession to make, for a man of my age Now young lads play with it all the time They think its all the rage They do it in their bedrooms When their mum and dads in bed Grown men like me shouldnt do it Coz weve got wives instead Ive tried talking to the wife But she doesnt understand The pleasure that it gives me When I hold it in me hand The longer you play wi it The more its gets hard Especially when youve got no memory on yer memory card (Talkin' about my playstation PSP of course, dirty, inquisitive minds.) Oh it started one day I got a bonus from work Two hundred pounds Ohhh, the wife she went bezerk Coz she sent me darn to B & Q To go and buy some shelves But I spent the cash in Gamestation And she played merry hell Yer see I bought meself a PSP Wi a couple of great games And ever since I bought it Life hasnt been the same And the wife want me to do the gutters Itd only take a day But instead Im wasting all me time Playing GTA Oh me PSP Me PSP It really is fantastic It is the one for me I'm glad I saw it in the shop Just sitting on the shelf 'Coz now I got so much pleasure Playing with myself I've tried talking to the wife But she doesn't understand The pleasure it gives me When I hold in me hand The longer I play wi' it The more it gets hard Especially when you've got no memory On yer memory card. Well, the wife is getting fed up now I never come to bed I just sit on the sofa And play FIFA instead She puts on sexy underwear Gives me come to ...