We learned Arcade Fire need to ‘pry themselves out of their own asshole’, at least according to Noel Gallagher, who doesn’t like their tendency to release double albums. “This is not the ’70s, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album?”
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Ja Rule has denied leaving his wife for his prison cell mate, after alleged claims from the recently incarcerated rapper’s spouse. Even if it were true, it’d still rank below ‘Ja Rule pens prison microwave cookbook’ in a list of the year’s weirdest Ja Rule stories.