15 Things We Learned This Week

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15 Things We Learned This Week

We learned Arcade Fire need to 'pry themselves out of their own asshole', at least according to Noel Gallagher, who doesn't like their tendency to release double albums. "This is not the '70s, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album?"

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Jake Bugg may currently be vying with Robbie Williams for the UK Album Charts' 1000th number one, but Simon Cowell doesn't sound too clued up on the 19-year-old. "What's that?" was his response when asked about the 'Shangri-La' songwriter.

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Ja Rule has denied leaving his wife for his prison cell mate, after alleged claims from the recently incarcerated rapper's spouse. Even if it were true, it'd still rank below 'Ja Rule pens prison microwave cookbook' in a list of the year's weirdest Ja Rule stories.

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Added: 6 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

The Rolling Stones' revival is set to continue long into 2014, with Mick Taylor joining the group for tour dates in East Asia, New Zealand, Australia and beyond. Good news if ever we heard some.

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Wellies at the ready, dig out those tent-pitching manuals - festival season is in view once more, with Blink-182, Jake Bugg and Disclosure the first acts confirmed for this year's Reading and Leeds Festivals.

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Added: 7 Oct 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

It's official - Arctic Monkeys' 'AM' is NME's Album Of The Year 2013. Bow before Alex Turner's mighty award-winning riff-slinging.

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15 Things We Learned This Week

A 'stripped back' sound beckons on Muse's seventh studio album, according to Matt Bellamy. which doesn't mean a loungey sounds like the sort of bongos and acoustic guitar dullardry you'd hear soundtracking a yoga class, but rather a return to their rock roots.

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Added: 6 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Well, that didn't last long. Pixies' new bass player Kim Shattuck was fired from the band sparking a fiercely debated poll on NME.com - which Kim should replace her? Kim Gordon, Kim Jong-un or Kim Possible?

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Added: 5 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Iron Maiden and Metallica will be bringing the noise at Sonisphere 2014, where they'll headline the festival's return. Devil horns in the air, people.

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Added: 7 Jun 2012

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Bob Dylan has been charged with incitement to hatred in France following comments he made about Croatians in the September issue of the French version of Rolling Stone magazine.

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Added: 2 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Lana Del Rey named her new album 'Ultraviolence'. A Clockwork Orange inspired album of classical string-laced psycho terror awaits, we're guessing.

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Added: 31 Jul 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Amid rumours Outkast are to reunite at Coachella next year came this photo. Here's hoping immediately after this photo was taken the pair hopped in that car and drove to meet Michael Eavis to firm up their Glastonbury slot, too.

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Added: 2 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

Last but certainly not least, Lupe Fiasco began to publish his debut novel via Twitter this week. Its title? Teriyaki Joe: Neo-Harlem Detective. Brilliant, right?

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15 Things We Learned This Week

According to Kim Kardashian, Kanye West 'laughed so hard' at James Franco and Seth Rogen's 'Bound 2' parody. Us too, Kim.

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Added: 6 Dec 2013

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15 Things We Learned This Week

A petition to award the horse that kicked Dappy in the face the 'Outstanding Contribution to Music' gong at this year's Brit Awards has now amassed more than 8,000 signatures.

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