30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

Everyone's got a favourite misheard lyric. We asked NME writers and readers to suggest the funniest and here's a selection of the best starting with "We built this city on sausage rolls" by Jefferson Starship. Correct lyric: "We built this city on rock 'n' roll".

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"See that girl, watch her scream kicking the dancing queen" Correct lyric from Abba's 'Dancing Queen': "See that girl, watch her scream diggin' the dancing queen"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"I remove umbilicals" Correct lyric from Hot Chocolate's 'You Sexy Thing': "I believe in miracles"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Fly away on my sofa" Correct lyric from Red Hot Chili Peppers 'Zephyr Song': "Fly away on my Zephyr"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"This donkey’s gone to Devon " Correct lyric from Pixies' 'Monkey Gone To Heaven': "This monkey’s gone to heaven "

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Like the legend of the penis" Correct lyric from Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky': "Like the legend of the Phoenix"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Ohh, dyslexics on fire" Correct lyric from Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire': "Ohh, this sex is on fire"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"These ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind" Correct lyric from Bob Dylan's 'Blowin’ In The Wind': "The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"I’ve got two chickens to paralise" Correct lyric from Eddie Money's 'Two Tickets To Paradise”: "I’ve got two tickets to paradise"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Kick a chicken with it" Correct lyric from Will Smith's 'Gettin’ jiggy with it': "Gettin’ jiggy with it"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"We don’t need no sex vacation" Correct lyric from Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall, Part II': "We don’t need no education"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"I got my first real sex dream" Correct lyric from Bryan Adams' 'Summer of 69': "I got my first real six-string"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"A year has passed since I broke my nose" Correct lyric from The Police's 'Message In A Bottle': "A year has passed since I wrote my note"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not" Correct lyric from Bon Jovi's 'Livin’ On A Prayer': "It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"The girl with colitis goes by" The correct lyric from The Beatles' 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds': "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"What a nice surprise when your rabbi dies" Correct lyric from The Eagles' 'Hotel California': "What a nice surprise bring your alibis"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"His penis has a boil" Correct lyric from Björk's 'Venus As A Boy': "It’s Venus as a boy"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"I think I’m in love with a girl who goes down" Correct lyric from Mystery Jets' 'Two Doors Down': "I think I’m in love with a girl two doors down"

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"Scuse me while I kiss this guy" Correct lyric from Jimi Hendrix 'Purple Haze': "Scuse me while I kiss the sky"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"I’ve got piles!" Correct lyric from Kasabian's 'Fire': "I’m on fire!"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Do you miss hoes?" Correct lyric from The Maccabees' 'First Love': "Do you miss home?"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Like a t-t-titty pole pole" Correct lyric from Django Django's 'Default': "Like a d-d-default-fault"

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"Everybody’s dead now" Correct lyrics from C7C Music Factory's 'Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)': "Everybody dance now"

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"I’m a skittle! I’m a beatle!" Correct lyric from Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit': "A mosquito, my libido"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Wanna make love to your baby" Correct lyric from Spice Girls' '2 Become 1': "Wanna make love to ya baby"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Your lemonade stand is on a big plane" Correct lyric from Marilyn Manson's 'The Beautiful People': "If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean"

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"Everybody run, Barbie’s got a gun" Correct lyric from Stone Temple Pilots' 'Creep': "Everybody run, Bobby’s got a gun"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of baked apple pie" Correct lyric from Metallica's 'Enter Sandman': " Dreams of war, Dreams of lies, Dreams of dragons fire, And of things that will bite"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Tummy why? Ain’t nothing but a fart hey, ain’t nothing but a meat steak" Correct lyric from Backstreet Boys' 'I Want It That Way':"Ain’t nothing but a heart ache, ain’t nothing but a mistake"

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30 Hilarious Misheard Lyrics

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove" Correct lyric from Robert Palmer's 'Addicted To Love': "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love"

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