Glastonbury Festival 2007
Don’t stay up all night in the stone circle talking about the meaning of life. Life is an essentially amorphous constellation of consciousnesses driven solely by evolutionary imperatives and cannot therefore be condensed into crisp philosophical maxims. You’d be wasting your time trying.
Free chlamydia tests at Glastonbury
Don’t moan about “how middle class Glastonbury’s become” until you’ve checked first as to whether your dad a) mines coal, b) makes car parts or c) carries a hod. If the answer is d) is a teacher, manager, accountant, consultant, life coach, etc, then remind yourself that for all the ‘earthy’ qualities you feel you may possess, you are ultimately part of the alleged problem, not the alleged solution.