In honour of Movember – a month dedicated to sporting ‘taches to raise money for men’s health – we thought we’d join in and see what musicians would look like with their own facial hair. Why the hell not, eh? To kick off, don’t look ‘tache in anger – it’s Noel Gallagher.
He’ll want to ‘shave before the lights come on’ – Arctic Monkeys’ Alex Turner.
You’ve Got The (Bum)Fluff – Florence gets some Desperate Dan stubble.
Somehow, even with a debonair Vincent Price moustache, Justin Bieber still looks like a gerbil crossed with a miniature lesbian.
Cast No (5’O’Clock) Shadow? Liam Gallagher rocks the Speedy Gonzales look. Did someone say “Zorro on doughnuts”..?
Someone didn’t look in the (black) mirror this morning – Arcade Fire’s Win Butler gives Justice’s Gaspard Augé‘s facial hair a go.
Everything Must Mo’… The Taches Against The Classes… Mo’-torcycle Emptiness… La Moustacha Durera… Mo’-town Junk…. we could go on. We won’t, though.
Talk about a ‘Horror Show’ – it’s Pete Doherty with a hypothetical Hitler ‘tache.
Bye bye, beardman? Maybe Ian Brown will be inspired to take on this look for the Stone Roses reunion shows. Let’s hope not, though.
What do you get when you cross Mr T with Odd Future’s Tyler, The Creator? Mr T-Ler The Creator, of course.
Ever wondered what Lana Del Rey would look like with a lustrous moustache? No? Tragically, we have.
Lady Gaga sports some fetching P-p-p-poker facial hair. So… that was 90 seconds of your life you’ll never get back. You could always make it seem less like a massive waste of everyone’s time by donating money to Movember. Go on.