Most Inventive Sabotage Of An Artwork Of The Beatles’ Penises
Most Inventive Sabotage Of An Artwork Of The Beatles’ Penises. An artwork depicting the penises of the four members of The Beatles was defaced while on public display at the Museum Of Liverpool. The penises, rendered in still-soft oil paint and labelled for each band member, were pressed and smudged. We’re not sure which party in this story is weirder.
Craziest Conspiracy Theory Involving Celebrity Baby
Craziest Conspiracy Theory Involving Celebrity Baby: Blue Ivy Carter – the newborn child of Beyonce and Jay-Z – found herself the subject of Satanist and Illuminati conspiracy theory rumours. No information on whether famous New World Order mentalist Jim Corr (that’s right) was involved.
Most Unexpected Coming Out Of A Musician In Favour Of Skrillex
Most Unexpected Coming Out Of A Musician In Favour Of Skrillex: “I fucking love Skrillex,” said Dave Grohl after that hoo-ha when he lashed out against electronic music at the Grammys. Here’s hoping he won’t follow Muse (and everyone else) down the path of wub.
Greatest Stage Meltdown Of The Year
Greatest Stage Meltdown Of The Year: Bille Joe Armstrong’s outburst at Las Vegas was inspired. “Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.”
Neighbourhood Scrap Of The Year
Neighbourhood Scrap Of The Year: Hall & Oates were involved in an altercation in Norwalk, Ohio – but not that Hall & Oates. Roger Oates [pictured] was jailed after allegedly biting his neighbour Scott Hall’s eyebrow off, suggesting he is, indeed, a ‘Maneater’ of sorts.
Best Vom: Everyone’s favourite pop punch bag Justin Bieber vomited on stage in Arizona during the first night (September 29) of his ‘Believe’ world tour. The squirt was performing ‘Out Of Town Girl’ when he abruptly turned away from the audience and began to spew. The singer then legged it off stage as dancers continued to dance around his sick. Too much milk, apparently.
Most Shamelessly Attention-Grabbing Album Cover Of The Year
Most Shamelessly Attention-Grabbing Album Cover Of The Year: Death Grips had quite a year, what with leaking their own album and being dropped by their label – but their most shameless attention stunt had to be putting a willy on their album cover. Stay classy.
Cheesiest Sell-Out Of The Year
Cheesiest Sell-Out Of The Year: Not content to bludgeon Britain with cheese, Alex James wrote a frenzied editorial in the Sun praising fast food outlets KFC, McDonalds and Gregg’s. He liked Maccers to a Michelin-starred restaurant, saying he was “dazzled” by a tour. What a wazzock.
Most Surprisingly Successful Comeback From A Train Wreck
Most Surprisingly Successful Comeback From A Train Wreck: The latest act in the ShakeSpearsean tragedy of Britney’s life? She’s only the highest earning woman in the music industry this year. You’d have thought she could afford a chair to sit on, but no.
Katy Perry Insult Of The Year
Katy Perry Insult Of The Year goes to Crystal Castles’ Alice Glass: “Fucking Katy Perry spraying people with her fucking dick, her fucking cum gun coming on fucking children… Don’t encourage little girls to get dressed up, to have cupcakes on their tits to get people to lick them off, ’cause that’s what you’re insinuating.”
Lamest Acting Debut Of All Time
Lamest Acting Debut Of All Time: Pitting yourself against Charlotte Gainsbourg on screen was always going to be a challenge, but Pete Doherty’s acting debut in Confession Of A Child Of The Century this year plumbed new depths of disaster. Prepare for a Razzie, P-Dog.
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