3. 'Idioteque' (2000). Idiots who insist on trumpeting the line 'you can't dance to Radiohead, it's for slitting wrists', should be forced to listen to this beat-laden track from 'Kid A'. It's a banger to go absolutely potty to. Cool fact: some of the lyrics were written using William Burrough's 'cut-up' technique, picking words out of a hat at random.