Darkness descends on Download, Britain’s metallest festival. That’s not a word, is it? ‘Most metallic festival’? Whatever, here’s Slipknot doing their thing.
Don’t tell anyone, but that’s actually Ed Sheeran inside that mask.
Lots of people are scared of clowns, and it’s not hard to see why. In a sad twist, this clown is terrified of intimacy.
Look at him, the poor sod. Up there on his pedastal. Terrified of intimacy.
Imagine his surprise when he found out he was literally the only guy at Download doing devil horns. Didn’t stop him though. Trooper.
The expression on the guy who has to mind Rou from Enter Shikari’s mic lead is absolutely priceless. Imagine if that was your job?
The Hives have seen your metal-band-hoody-wearing fashion uniform and they have raised you matador outfits. Well played, sirs.
Shorts in this weather? He’s Maiden terrible mistake.
“What sort of stuff are you into?” “Oh, mainly hair metal.”
Bruce Dickinson’s Incredible Hulk mime went down an absolute storm.
“Can you smell gas?”
The thankfully not extinct Mastodon.
Remember that lone devil horns guy? Look at the crowd now. Never doubt that one person can change the world.
Another warts’n’all performance from Lemmy and Motörhead.
57 pregnancies were reported after this Queens Of The Stone Age performance from the scent of Homme alone.
Oops, sorry. 58.
Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats. If that is their real name. I’m starting to doubt whether he’s even a real Uncle.
This was without a doubt the worst spot they’ve ever picked for their synchronised yoga class.
Not sure which band this is, does anyone know? Leave a comment.
Bertie Bassett off of the Liquorice Allsorts packets has really let himself go.
There ain’t no barbeque like a Rammstein barbeque.
“Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But still, it was – it was a paradise for us. One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rats…”
That’s 100% the Durst beard I’ve ever seen.
O.M.G. Just spotted my mum.
Download only really comes alive after dark. It’s a metal thing.
Brian Fallon of The Gaslight Anthem. Singer, songwriter, New Jersey gurning champion 2008-2013.
“That guy there. The one who just shouted: “Hey, weren’t you in ‘My So-Called Life’?” Throw him to the dogs.”