If you’re easily angered by the sight of pop artists wearing cool indie t-shirts – if, seeing such a sight, you want to yelp “YOU WEREN’T THERE, MAN!” in the undignified, reedy timbre of a wounded dachshund – then you should definitely, definitely, definitely not look at this gallery. We warned you.
It’s Louis from One Direction in a bit of angsty Joy Division merch. THIS is the solo album we’re waiting for.
It’s chart-topping Aussie pop-punk teens Five Seconds Of Summer, wearing the t-shirts of ska punk group Less Than Jake, punk legends Sex Pistols, closed-down New York club CBGBs, and legendary guitarist Jimi Hendrix. Two for one at Camden market?
Lady Gaga loves Judas Priest. Evidence of her fandom – er, maybe her Number 8 2011 song ‘Judas’? Sherlock out.
Here’s Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie showing her love for hardcore punk. ‘I Gotta Feeling’ that she prefers the complexities of ‘Slip It In’ to the brutal assault of ‘Damaged’.
Shakira reportedly banned Led Zep’s music from her house, having listened to nothing but as a teenager. “(At 15) I could only listen to rock,” she said in 2005. “I heard ‘The Song Remains The Same’ over and over. I cannot hear it anymore!”
Miley Cyrus rocking an Iron Maiden tee. Probably doesn’t get a lot of wear these days.
Sugababe Heidi Range likes Nirvana. Who doesn’t?
Rita Ora co-opts a Slayer T-shirt for a visit to a scare park.
Christina Aguilera in that old classic, the Stones tee.
From ‘Mean Girls’ to ‘Some Girls’, here’s Lindsay Lohan in a Stones T-shirt.
It’s Jessica Simpson in a Stones tee. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t have a Stones tee?
Flo Rida here, blazing a trail by wearing a Rolling Stones tee that doesn’t have the classic tongue motif.
Charlie from Busted wears a Sonic Youth T-shirt, on which Kim Gordon is wearing a Rolling Stones T-shirt. Go home, everyone else, Simpson just won the game.
In 2014, Kendall Jenner, model and Kardashian klan member wore a Slayer T-shirt. Here’s the thrash metal band’s Gary Holt returning the favour. In a way. Bit strong, perhaps.