'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

With a little over two months until 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part One' hits theatres (November 18), NME has acquired a host of pics from the upcoming flick for your Twi-lectation. Enjoy. As adorable has his 'coin behind the ear' trick was, it always brought back unhappy memories of Bella's "bad uncle".

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

That's the little punk who's been driving up and down my street, keeping me awake until 4 in the morning. Bastard.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

Those sheets look immaculately clean. Must be a 'before' picture.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"He should be mine!" cried Jacob, instantly realising his faux pas, "I mean she. She should be mine. Obviously, I meant she. She. Ahem".

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

She's hot. But she's no Wendell 'Bunk' Pierce.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

The doctor called with bad news. The baby's father was confirmed as Eddie Murphy.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

Edward and Bella discoverd the urban myth about 'it getting stuck inside under water' wasn't a myth at all.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"I'm telling you it's true! A dwarf porn star that's the dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay has been found half eaten in a badger's den. What you think I'd make that shit up?"

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"Soooo...." "Yep." "Really starting to get regret these matching tattoos." "Wait until you check out your arse."

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

This is one of the greatest pictures of all time.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"Mum, dad, we've got something to show you. Now don't get mad but, yes, it's true we have got matching bum tattoos."

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"And so I said, 'Yeah but her name isn't Dawn'. And they all laughed and called me their hero."

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

As Tony made his move on the girl in the red dress, Cherie decided it was time to intervene.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

"Don't judge me! I know you've got JB hearts EC tatooed on your balls."

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

She couldn't believe that her "bad uncle" had chosen this moment to re-enter her life.

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'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' - in photos

Other potential taglines included, "Eternity is just the start", "Always commences forthwith" and, our personal favourite, "Perpetuity Now."

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