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Dearest Christian...

The early signals are perversely unpromising....

Dearest Christian...

5 / 10 THE EARLY SIGNALS ARE perversely unpromising. Prince Be and JC's only briefly brilliant, hippy-trippy rap combo return with an album dedicated to Be's fear for his newborn child. That album title in full: 'Dearest Christian, I'm So Sorry For Bringing You Here, Love Dad'. At which point all those without sprogs doubtless feel The Fear. Nappies, vomit that's not your own making, responsibility - run for your youth!



Yet, it's too late for Be to escape parenthood's mix-up of woes and joys and this is what they sound like to him - like Prince at best, Seal at worst, and George Michael-and-Beatles-esque at most points in between. Rapping? There's no more of that on this contemplative, expensively glossy-sounding collection than at the Royal Opera House.



There are a clutch of potential pop hits, however - the rocky R&B of 'Art Deco Halos', the languid strumming of 'Faith In You' - all imbued with well-rounded songwriting. But it's a stupefyingly undemanding listen; fluffy-smooth to the point of suffocation; so unswervingly gushy it quickly drives you to distraction.



Dearest Christian, as soon as you can, have a word with your dad, eh?

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