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Kator, the 28ft-long Brazilian swamp croc who still has a tribesman's spearhead embedded in her left frontal lobe, is stood
on
her hind legs and is howling in disgust. And who can blame her? The clues are all there. 'Fanzine'. 'Spangle'. It all says, "We're schmindie and we just don't care!" and this crime against decency
is
compounded by the incredibly dull and umambitious Mersey beat droning which Fanzine have seen fit to inflict on an unsuspecting and undeserving world.


OK lass, we'll take it off!


Down, Kator! Bad girl! Shit - she's just bitten her own head off. Happy now, Fanzine, you murdering bastards!

Stevie Chick

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