A Sky Sports minion approaches Liam and slaps a hand on his shoulder. “Liam, great work! One more thing. You know in the ad where we make it look like Thierry Henry is playing the harmonica in ‘The Meaning Of Soul’? Would you hoof this ball into the crowd – football on Sky Sports and all that? Extra three grand?” Liam ponders: “Alright.” And so the Oasis we once loved, die. What does this sound like? Who cares?