Ben Stiller reprises his role as a former model in a throwaway but amusing sequel
London King's Cross Water Rats
If tonight proves anything, it's that energy isn't enough....
The singer has an infuriatingly patronising Damon-esque way with fake laddisms, while single '12 Year Old Tart' ("Thir'een-year-old muvvva!") reveals a grasp of social complexities right up there with Norman Tebbit. The Pin-Ups have all the wit and sartorial elegance of Northern Uproar, and should be treated with according disrespect.
Vyvyan, meanwhile, bash out cheery punka takes on the girl-group idiom which, like them, is too cute to be taken as anything other than a little hobby between A-levels and RADA. The band rattle through 'Round The Bend' and 'Teenage Wannabees' like the Stepford Hole, enunciating like crazy and coming on like Bonnie Langford hopefuls with guitars.
Infuriatingly anodyne, Vyvyan. Team them with two PE teachers from Stoke and they'd be Steps. This is no compliment, but Vyvyan might think it is. If this is the sound of the suburbs, I'm off to burn Network Southeast's rolling stock.
It’s not quite the superhero film revolution we were promised, but it sure as hell is entertaining
Zachary Cole Smith has overcome a multitude of problems to make this intensely powerful album
Just as ridiculous as the 1991 original, but in all the wrong ways
The 'Oscar-bait' drama fails to fully translate the emotional weight from page to screen