Rachel Stamp : Didn't I break my heart over you
Rachel Stamp, however, can't hold out for quite as long, morphing abruptly into anguished caterwauling...
Sadly, they get them from listening to the likes of Marilyn Manson, Jane's Addiction and (may the good Lord forgive us our sins) Rage Against The Machine.
The Stamp are, like Panda Pops and Cresta were once to Coca-Cola, an inferior ersatz Anglican version of an established international product.
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