Big Sur : Lonely when I'm down
...do SOMETHING instead of irritating the rest of us with your balls-achingly irritating, self-pitying whining!
Word of advice, Tosser, buy a punchbag and glue a picture of [a]Chris Evans[/a] on it and the next time you feel yourself getting bummed out stick some boxing gloves on your fists and some cranked-up to merry-fuckery Prodge on the stereo and belt 777,000 shades of steaming shit out of the smug ginger twat's freckled fizzog and KEEP punching away - SMAK! SMAK! SMAK! SMAK! - until
you achieve endorphin-drenched hate-nirvana like Sylvester Stallone at the end of [I]Rocky[/I].
But make sure you warm up and stretch properly first or you could do yourself an injury.
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