Whispering Bob : Don't bring me down
Quite possibly the worst record ever. Except for everything by [a]Suede[/a], of course.More on
even started tagging itself "home of predictable but enthusiastic generic guitar bands". Not bad, but how about - All Our Records Are Fucking Rubbish - it's shorter, snappier and much easier to put on
T-shirt. Fuxzake! Are you PROUD of being crap or something, you
[a]Whispering Bob[/a] come from somewhere called Steventon and have decided to dedicate their lives to sounding exactly like Jonah Lewie (don't ask your grandad) but without any tunes. Quite possibly the worst record ever. Except for everything by [a]Suede[/a], of course.
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