Alien Ant Farm : Movies

...the fetid scrapings from Papa Roach[/url]'s bell ends...

Alien Ant Farm   :   Movies

Guards! Look out! The Barenaked Ladies have broken into Blink-182's rehearsal room and they're using all their ace chunky-chunk guitars to play one of their mimsy folk twat songs about wishing their life was a movie!

Oh no, my mistake, it's nu metal Westlife Alien Ant Farm who, having already flogged their 'ANThology' album to 180,000 closet Michael Jackson fans, are now reluctantly providing proof that, yes, they really are the fetid scrapings from Papa Roach's bell ends you suspected all along. Frankly any four 'grungers' plucked at random from Waitrose car parks throughout the Midlands and thrust into a studio with AAF's producers could knock this out in under 15 seconds.

A tenner says these godawful, money-grasping, Satan-fellating chancers will be duetting with GGGGGareth GGGGGates come March.

Mark Beaumont

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