Blue (feat Elton John) : Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Is it wrong to fantasise about gutting these muppets with a boat-hook?
OK, so Elt's fat and bald and old and prone to hissy-fits - but you're never going to mistake him for one of *N Sync, are ya? NME says: kill 'em all. Drain their 'nads. And inject the juice into Elton. Sorted.
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