David, Craig : Hidden Agenda

Gah. What a letdown.

The mind boggles. What, exactly, could be Craig David's hidden agenda? The complete overthrow of the judeo-Christian patriachal mindset? Converting his millions of fans to the Church of Satan through subliminal mind-control messages encrypted in his ridiculous falsetto yodel? Or just bashing out some frothy Hispanic shuffling and getting played in Top Shop on a Saturday afternoon?

Tell usCraig. Tell us in great detail. The reality, as expected, is far less interesting: "what you see with me is what you get/Got no hidden agenda" he wibbles. Gah. What a letdown.

Pat Long

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