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Kelly, R. : Ignition

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VROOM VROOOM! Here’s R Kelly escaping the stresses of being bailed on 21 counts of child pornography by singing about how girls are dead like cars. "I’m about to take my key/And stick it in the ignition" he sleazes, but strangely there’s no mention of whether Kelly prefers older or younger models. Standard r’n’b fare, but given his current standing with the law, this should prove about as appealing to the general public as a two-week holiday in Beijing.



Imran Ahmed

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