Still fresh from a seven month break from social media, music’s most angry man/well-known bee-supporter/self-described national treasure Liam Gallagher is continuing his assault on the modern world by Tweeting obscenities while on holiday in Belize.
This is good news for everybody apart from Noel and anybody who likes Noel or talks to Noel, seemingly – including journalist Julie Burchill, who interviewed the elder Gallagher for the Sunday Times recently. Her piece errs away from asking Noel about his relationship with Liam, she explains, because it “would have seemed like mocking the afflicted”.
Here then, is the afflicted responding to being mocked:
Mocking the afflicted well you'd know all about that wouldn't ya have another line you old tart LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 10, 2016
Liam’s other topics of conversation currently include all creatures great and small:
Happy New Year super chickens LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 1, 2016
As funky as Kentucky fried chicken LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 10, 2016
Excuse me sir has your dog been at your passport why you jealous fatty LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 3, 2016
Lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep LG x pic.twitter.com/iBrk5nUGxU
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 10, 2016
…not to mention Belize itself (and the power of the pun – Oasis, Victor Meldrew, Beatles we see you!!!):
Don't BELIZE the truth LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 8, 2016
I don't BELIZE it LG X
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 9, 2016
Let it BELIZE LG x pic.twitter.com/8dT3iOGWvM
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 10, 2016
There’s also admission that, much like the rest of planet earth, he’s come across hot new gunslinger Drake:
Call me on the shell phone I know when my hot line bling ha ha LG x pic.twitter.com/SgKcYEoJEc
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) January 10, 2016
Thank you, Liam Gallagher for making Twitter a funnier place – long may you holiday in hatred.
Meanwhile, Noel’s been waxing lyrical about meeting David Bowie on his Instagram: