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Who needs romance when you can rock like a fight between Haley's Comet and Alcatraz?...
Next, catch her eye, but - very important this - DO NOT RUN AWAY. Instead march confidently over (it may help to picture yourself as Meatloaf fronting up to Cher), and bellow, in the style of a rhino being skinned, "SHE IS BYOO-TEEE-FAWL! SHE IS BYOO-TEEE-FAWL! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAA!" at a volume that submits her face to G-force three.
If you still get neither tops nor fingers, never mind - who needs romance when you can rock like a fight between Haley's Comet and Alcatraz?
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