Gates, Gareth : What My Heart Wants To Say
Of course, what G-G-G-Gareth’s little ticker actually screams is ‘Loser! Loser! Loser!’ Coming second has got him voted Britain’s most irritating celebrity by a tabloid and given him the dubious honour of having his virginity stolen by...
Pop Idol : The Big Band Album
Let's blame Robbie Williams for this. C'mon, it'll be fun. Okay, it's not like his spare rib was used to create Darius – at least, not as far as we can prove – but it was Mr Entertainment who reintroduced the concept of the big band album...
Gates, Gareth : Unchained Melody
Hey, kids! Did you know that this hack ALSO used to be a choirboy at Bradford cathedral? We kid you the fuck not. The problem with Pop Idol was not that it chose the wrong winner, but that it used the wrong judges. Pete Waterman was OK, but...
