You have to pity the British forces in Oman. Not enough that they could at any moment be called into action against a foe of terrible cunning, they also have to put up with someone else's idea of what might 'cheer them up', in this case, a nutcase...
Geri Halliwell : Scream If You Wanna Go Faster
Let's start a campaign right here. A campaign of truth and honesty. When simpering fools hold aloft the latest copy of Now magazine and go "Ooh she does look good, ooh doesn't she look good? It's yoga apparently," we must stand, and with loud...
Party In The Park : London Hyde Park
It's traditional that Party In The Park kills the summer. Last year it was the toytown Glasto, all torrential downpours, Sisqo going arse over tit and the near-undoing of Kylie (out of sync, but still not out of favour). This year, we watch...
Halliwell, Geri : Scream If You Wanna Go Faster
Cataclysmically delusional harpy, self-hating exhibitionist, shameless media manipulator - by rights, Geri Halliwell should be as endlessly fascinating a mad bonkers pop star as Eminem. In reality, she plumbs Jim Belushi-esque depths of startling...
Curiouser and curiouser. After Iggy Pop and Lulu shared a bill at T In The Park, sense just doesn't figure in festival line-ups any more. The sunburnt 20-somethings at MTV's Ibiza 2000 festival (set in an amazing stone quarry decked out in fairy...
The myth of the survivor, the diva, endures. The rainbow of pills and roses under the dressing room mirror, the tear stains on satin, the perfect performance from ruined hearts - this is the stuff of legend. Being famous for your hair colour, a...
