Pop Idol : The Big Band Album
Simon Cowell's bastard offspring together again...
If you want a record where Darius croons 'Let There Be Love' with all the grace of an industrial accident, sweet little Gareth laughably tackles 'Mack The Knife' or the forgettable Jessica drizzles through 'Every Time We Say Goodbye', then you're probably eligible for the government's Winter Heating allowance. Anyone whose idea of a "treat" isn't a tin of Quality Street, however, knows exactly what they should do to this low swing.
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