Matt Damon returns to his defining role in this passable reboot of the Bourne franchise
Osbourne, Ozzy : Dreamer/Gets Me Through
One shit, one will have you "lining your spasming spine ripple in appreciation"...
easy to forget that Ozzy Osbourne
- Lord King Emperor of RAWK -
is blessed with the singing voice of an orgasming
seraphim. Forget 'Dreamer', it's a sub 'Imagine'
eco-pish ballad and is thus the hideously deformed
bollocks of the world's ugliest chihuahua.
But 'Get Me Through' is the real deal. A 12-thumb
killa-riff intro warns us that we are about to feast
on raw, bloody and possibly still semi-conscious meat.
And then Ozzy Osbourne
starts caterwauling over a hysterical
Hammer Horror organ riff and the small hairs lining
your spasming spine ripple in appreciation. Hear this.
Go buy Sabbath's 'Paranoid'. Then go get everything
you own which features an Ian Brown
vocal and tip it
into the bin.
The long-running franchise's latest instalment "might be the summer's most satisfying blockbuster"
With Skepta and Stormzy dragging hard lyricism into the mainstream, Flowdan’s blunt rap suddenly feels on trend
The Canadian band bring little to the table with their second album of meat-and-potatoes tunes
Please, let this fifth Ice Age film be the last