Not A Criminal

Rejoice! Part of a whole new breed of Texas rhyme-spitters along with Lil’Flip, Slim Thug and, erm, Mike Jones – Chamillionaire is here to tell us all about life in his Houston ’hood. With a passing Kelis inexplicably buried somewhere deep within the mix, ‘Not A Criminal’ finds him declaring “I’m a self-employed CEO” over some rather predictable banger beats. Maybe so, Cham old boy, but how long would you last on The Apprentice?