So awful it could destroy music forever...
It’s 2026 and you’re picking your son up from school. “Daddy, what’s music and why don’t we have it any more?” he says, all wide-eyed curiosity. “Where did you hear that word?” you’ll ask in horror. “We can’t talk about music. Something terrible happened 14 years ago and the government decided that music was over. We don’t have it any more for your safety.” And as you walk your child to your hoverboard, you’ll shake your head and just say, “Why, DJ Fresh? Why?”