Fake Blood’s new one hoovers the brain and sets you on your way
New Fake Blood has the power to clean anything! One squirt or your money back! Gets to the places other brands can’t to banish the mould in your shower! Kills 99.9 per cent of all germs! Exterminates everything from boredom to fatigue! Two for one at your local! Also: dirty, gritty bass, Moroder-inspired keys, a muscular beat and a fucking flute. Fake Blood’s new one hoovers the brain and sets you on your way. It harks back to the music on Amiga games. I’m a superhero. Whoosh!