Frightened Rabbit

It’s Christmas So We’ll Stop

Let’s ignore the fact some X Factor inbred is guaranteed the Christmas Number One because they tragically lost their (for argument’s sake) dog to crack addiction and pop-mediocrity is all they have left to live for. Instead, let’s applaud these Blue Peter badge-wearers for making a festive single that saves us the pain of watching Les Dennis crash headfirst into another nervous breakdown. Bravo. If only The Wombats would follow their advice…

Kat Lister