A monstrous chart-topper rears its ugly head
It’s not like Adam Levine’s hyper-hateable troupe need to worry about their singles being smashes anymore, but just to be safe, they’ve roped in a megastar rapper. Also: ‘Payphone’? To get anyone involved in the making of this tune even within a square mile of a payphone, there would have to be some kind of apocalypse. And speaking of apocalypses, when this shit is getting 25 million views on YouTube even prior to its release, God’s trigger finger has got to be getting itchy.