My Chemical Romance

I Don’t Love You

A prime example in the art of extreme turd-polishing, this tune may sound slicker than 100 pots of Simon Cowell’s hair gel, but it’s still a bastardised, sub-standard Green Day ballad by anyone’s standards. It’s also got a godawful guitar riff that sounds like it’s been plucked from a never-listened-to 1980s hair-metal tune. Stay away from this pile of balls.