The Way You Make Me Feel

Our rating:

It's like a nasty Bryan Adams song - BUT WITH RONAN SINGING!

If life is indeed a rollercoaster, then the following must be true:

Bits of it smell of sick

It is operated by muscular 40-year-olds who hate children

Sometimes is goes off the rails and everyone screams

Children would rather stay at home with their Playstation / crack habit

Well, the same can be applied to Ronan Keating – for he is the man behind the immortal observation “life is a rollercoaster” (on ‘Life Is A Rollercoaster’) – and his blossoming solo career. Whether Bryan Adams, who wrote this, hates children, is in some doubt, and whether he’s aiming this kind of song at them using Trojan Ronan as an excuse we may never know. It’s like a nasty Bryan Adams song – BUT WITH RONAN SINGING!

Incidentally, the b-side features Ronan and Irish person Marie Brennan (out of Clannad) beating ‘Fairytale Of New York’ around the head with a frozen turkey. It is bad.

Peter Robinson