Ms Lopez claims she'll go out with any penniless loser. Form an orderly queue lads...
The flipside to Destiny’s Child’s “we can take care of ourselves thanks very much” playa-baiting ‘Independent Women Part One’, this sees Jennifer Lopez rather unconvincingly claiming that “what I need from you is not available in
stores”. Hey girl, get with the programme, men are losers whether they’re
loaded or not. Make like Beyonce and go and buy a watch or some shoes or summin’.
Whether it’s a paean to Puffy (hey, it’s like Liz Taylor and Richard Burton all over again, ain’t it? Only about three-fifteenths as interesting) or just, y’know, a bunch of words that rhyme strung together is perhaps too big a question to answer here. What is for certain, though, is that ‘Love Don’t Cost A Thing’ is essentially a paltry rewrite of her first single, only without the novelty factor.