Add N To X : The Poker Roll

Unlikely to set anyone's juices flowing.

Add N To (X)’s long-defended reputation as purveyors of techno-porn to the thinking fashionista is obviously paying off – the title of this song was mis-transcribed as ‘Poke ‘Er ‘Ole’ in a recent music business directory of future releases. And sure enough, the CD itself is ‘enhanced’ with the wiggly dildos-ahoy video to ‘Plug Me In’, Add N To (X)’s genuinely brilliant last single. Looks like they shot their load: ‘The Poker Roll’ boasts magnificent explosions at its – snigger – climax, but is otherwise a dry old affair, its dusty, grumbling synths unlikely to set anyone’s juices flowing.

Alex Needham