...activities we consider to be dangerous this week include drinking too much lager, listening to [a]Ben Lee[/a]'s curiously tuneless single in the bath, and trainsurfing.

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Sea Fruit : Looking for sparks

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Sea Fruit : Looking for sparks

According to one of our, shall we say, less optimistic writers,

it’s

not only cigarettes that will kill you. He reckons that every time you consume a packet of crisps you may as well be “chewing a mouthful of razor blades”. Other activities we consider to be dangerous this week include drinking too much lager, listening to [a]Ben Lee[/a]’s curiously tuneless single in the bath, and trainsurfing. Especially on the Victoria Line, because it’s all underground.

Stevie Chick