That [a]Liz Horsman[/a] - she ain't a horse, man.
You can tell Liz is an up-market project because the press release comes on fancy brown paper and mentions things like “deftly executed chord changes”. Somehow both cute and cutting at the same time, this is something akin to Natalie Imbroogy-Woogly knitting combat trousers.
The moral of this story?
That [a]Liz Horsman[/a] – she ain’t a horse, man.