This has to be the oddest record ever reviewed on these pages. [b]Celine[/b] raps hardcore radical feminism! Yes she does!
For some people it is 1978 – for ever! [a]Celine Dion[/a] fans – and yes, she does have fans, there are people who are [I]fanatical [/I]about [a]Celine Dion[/a]. These are the same folks who mourn the demise of Watney Red Barrel and [I]The Black & White Minstrel Show[/I] and were a tad upset that Michael Bolton shaved the mullet. They are wEiRdUh! They are StRaNgE! They are dAnGeRoUs![I] And there are billions more of them than there
are of us![/I]
This has to be the oddest record ever reviewed on these pages. Celine raps hardcore radical feminism! Yes she does! She says that we’ve got to treat women like [I]”ladies”[/I]. Otherwise they might go [I]”crazy”[/I]. This is possibly the most profound statement on the subject of women’s oppression since Germaine Greer‘s [I]The Female Eunuch[/I]. Think on, fellas! Are YOU treating her[I] “like a lady” [/I]ie, opening doors for her, throwing your cloak over puddles and pretending not to notice when she farts? Well, you better be, boy! Otherwise you’ll make Celine [I]”crazy” [/I]and she’ll have your scrotal-sacs for pop-socks, you sexist scum.