Surely with modern technology they could have dredged up [B]Freddie[/B]'s corpse, attached electrodes to it and got a few new grunts from it to make [B]'Under Pressure '99'[/B]?

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Queen & David Bowie : Under pressure

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Queen & David Bowie : Under pressure

Surely with modern technology they could have dredged up Freddie‘s corpse, attached electrodes to it and got a few new grunts from it to make ‘Under Pressure ’99’? Surely it’s what Freddie would have wanted?! OK, maybe it would be a bit tasteless, but surely Queen can’t sink any lower on that score after apparently having milked every last utterance he ever committed to tape to keep the cash cow alive?

For now, this’ll have to do, yet another remixed, reissued, re-promoted, revamped version of an old single, now with enhanced CD-ROM. I looked for the special offer to buy Queen‘s own grandmothers on the B-side, but it was strangely absent. Maybe next Christmas, eh?

Johnny Cigarettes