After working with the dreadful Mel C, Lisa Lopez' quality control has gone haywire.
After working with the dreadful Melanie
C, it’s no surprise to discover that Lisa Lopes’ quality
control has gone haywire. We’d like to tell you about the rest of this
track – about the fact that it starts off as gloriously irreverent
old-skool hip-hop and almost morphs into ace Blondie-style
pop-rap – but we’re distracted by the insanely irritating, high-pitched
geisha-girl wail of the repetitive chorus. It makes us want to tear off
our own heads so our ears don’t work any more. In fact, we’d personally
like to hunt down the person responsible and make them pay for
destroying what would otherwise have been the most brilliant, downright
enjoyable song released this week. Ms Lopes, we do not
take kindly to being teased.